New Fairy Tale

"New Fairy Tale"*

*Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing downtrodden.
Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why he's so glum.

"You wouldn't believe it," he replies. "I was walking
through the Enchanted Forest when, suddenly I approached
Snow White fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next
to her tells me that she ate a poisonous apple and could
only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave
her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give her a real
deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers.
Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her
right there in the woods when suddenly, she screams out, 'Ah yes!'"

"That's great!" the bartender excitedly replies. "Then she's alive!"

Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming says, "Nah. She faked it."
Received on Fri Mar 26 09:58:14 2010