The New Tattoo

"The New Tattoo"

A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local
tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a
one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his pe/nis.

The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely
well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment,
and said "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the
list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your
member with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?"

The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist
and told him this account. "There are three distinct reasons
I want this done and done immediately.

One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with
my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the
most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow
a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!
Received on Thu Mar 25 08:25:48 2010