Wishful Mirror

"Making Coffee"*

*Kathy was the world's worst at getting instructions
mixed up. When she got married, her husband
bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee
makers that had all the latest gadgets on it.

The salesman carefully explained how everything
worked. "First, you plug it in and set the timer.
Then, when you wake up in the morning, you'll
have a fresh pot of coffee."

 A few weeks later, Kathy was back in the store
and the salesman asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

"It's wonderful," she remarked, "but there's one
thing I just don't understand. Why is it that I have
to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"

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"Wishful Mirror"*

*A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for
some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit
the ladies room. There they found a strange-looking woman
sitting at the door's entrance.

"Welcome to the ladies room," she said. "Be sure to check out
our newest feature - a mirror which will award you one wish if
you look into it and make a truthful statement. But, be warned,
if you say something false you'll be sucked into the mirror and
you'll live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women were intrigued so they gave it a shot.

The brunette looked into the mirror and said, "I think I'm the
most beautiful of us three girls." Instantly, the brunette was
surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most
talented of us three girls." Suddenly, the red head found the
keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited about the possibility of having her wish come true,
the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and
was promptly sucked into the mirror.
Received on Wed Mar 24 08:45:32 2010