Riding Indian

"Riding Indian"*

*An attractive woman from New York was driving through a
remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian
on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse
and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that
every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so
loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked
the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind
him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and
held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback........"
Received on Wed Mar 24 08:44:25 2010