Shopping with Grandma

"Selling a Farm"*

*When we were looking to buy property I had
this over zealous realtor show us what can
only be described as a totally worn-out old farm.
I mean the land had just been worked to death.
The weeds were hardly even growing.

The smiling super salesman said, "Now really,
all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool
breeze and some good people."

I replied, "Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?"

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*"Shopping with Grandma"

*Little Johnny went to the store with his
grandmother. On the way home, he looked
through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some panty
hose and he began to sound out the words "Queen Size."

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,
"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"
Received on Tue Mar 23 08:02:33 2010