Birthday Gifts

"Birthday Gifts"*

*A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night.

They're talking about different things and then the
poor man asks the rich man what he bought his
wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand-new Mercedes
Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich man.
The poor man, a bit puzzled, says, "Why the hell did
you get her both?"

The rich man replies, "I got her both so if she doesn't
like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the
jeweler's to exchange it."

After this, the rich man asks the poor man what he
bought his wife for her birthday. The poor man
responds, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a di/ldo."

Obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose
those items. The poor man replied, "Because if she
doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go screw herself."
Received on Fri Mar 19 09:56:59 2010