Things We Learn From the Movies III

"Things We Learn From the Movies III"*

*You can tell if somebody is British because he will be wearing a bow tie.

When driving a car, it is normal to look not at the
road but rather at the person sitting beside you
or in the back seat for the entire journey.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,
it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously
from left to right every few moments.

Taxi drivers don't require exact or even approximate payment -
the first bill you pull from your pocket is always correct.

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eighth
birthday.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally
gunned down three days before retirement.

The more a man and a woman hate each other, the
more likely they will fall in love.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be
thrown through it before long.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war
unless you make the mistake of showing someone
a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Received on Thu Mar 18 10:17:23 2010