Things We Learn From the Movies IV

"Things We Learn From the Movies IV"*

*Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is
someone in the control tower to talk you down.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer
to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery
involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers,
and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives
at least 20 minutes to escape.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become
a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in
a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait
patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around
in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
their predecessors.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which
wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well
within the price range of most people--whether they
are employed or not.
Received on Fri Mar 19 09:58:23 2010