My Private Part Died

"My Private Part Died"*
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You
shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please
put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told
you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, ' you did tell me that, but
why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
Received on Fri Mar 12 07:27:46 2010