Things We Learn From the Movies

"Things We Learn From the Movies"*

*During all police investigations, it will be necessary
to visit a strip club at least once.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

Beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach
up to the armpit level on a woman; but only to waist
level on the man lying beside her.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect
hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you
in there, and you can travel to any other part of the
building you want without difficulty.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language.
A German accent will do.

A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman
tries to clean his wounds.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering
a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door
and use that light instead.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything
 in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate
any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Cars that crash will invariably burst into flames.
Received on Sun Mar 14 09:51:02 2010