A Letter To Jessie James

"A Letter To Jessie James"*

*You Stupid Bstard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married
to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for, and her current wealth
shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls
and is now named "America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised
you up and down in front of the world while you were
porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most
hated ars hole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable,
cheating piece of crap that you are.

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.

Let's do lunch.

~Tiger
Received on Mon Jun 14 19:36:34 2010