The Blonde Secretary

"The Blonde Secretary"*

*The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary.
Among other things, she always ignored the telephone when it rang.

"Donna, you must answer the telephone," he told her irritably.

"All right," she replied, "but it seems so silly. Nine
times out of ten, it's for you!"

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"The Blonde Riddle"*

*A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a National Organization for
Women gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject
in which the doctor was most at ease.
  
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect
whether or not an individual is mentally challenged who appears
to be completely normal?"
  
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question
which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates,
that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around
the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"

The woman thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh,
"You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I
must confess I don't know much about history."
Received on Mon Jun 14 19:34:22 2010