College Graduation

"College Graduation"*

*Two young men who had just graduated from
Harvard were excited and talkative about their
future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston.

After hearing them for a couple of minutes, the
cab driver asked, "You men Harvard graduates?"
 
"Yes Sir! Class of '10!" they answered proudly.
 
The cab driver extended his hand back to shake
their hand, saying, "Class of '69."

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"Scientist vs G~d"*

*G~d is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,

"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies G~d.

"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts G~d,

"Get your own dirt!"
Received on Tue Jun 15 12:08:41 2010