Pickle Slicer

"Pickle Slicer"*

*Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there for a number of years when he came home one
day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible
compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too
embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously
wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My G~d, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."
Received on Fri Jun 11 14:28:13 2010