B.I.B.L.E.

"B.I.B.L.E."*

*A father was approached by his small son who told
him proudly, 'I know what the Bible means!'
 
His father smiled and replied, 'What do you mean,
you 'know' what the Bible means?
 
The son replied, 'I do know!'
 
'Okay,' said his father. 'What does the Bible mean?'
 
'That's easy, Daddy...' the young boy replied excitedly,'
It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

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"Toilet Training"*

*A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

His mother thinks he has been in there too long,
so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is gripping on to the toilet seat with
his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a
while."

Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy. I just haven't gone 'it' yet."

Mother says: "Ok, you can stay here a few more
minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Received on Fri Jun 11 14:27:20 2010