24 Hours to Live

"24 Hours to Live"*

*A man goes to the Doctor and is told he has only 24 hours to live.

Desperately considering how he would like to
spend his last day on Earth, he goes home to
his wife and tells her his sad story.

He remarks that he never really had the sex
life he wanted and he would like to have sex
with her every hour on the hour throughout the night.

The wife agrees and they go to bed.

He awakens her at eight o'clock and they make love.

He awakens her at nine o'clock and they make love.

He awakens her at ten o'clock, and so on through
the night until three AM when the wife says.

"Enough already! I've got to get up in the morning.
You don't."
Received on Thu Jun 3 20:58:10 2010