Yugo vs Rolls-Royce

"Unfair Trial"*

*"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention
how unfair it is for my client to be accused of
theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago
and barely knows his way around. What's more,
he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked,

"How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

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"Yugo vs Rolls-Royce"*

*A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his
window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey,
buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."

The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge
in there too? "I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a
refrigerator."

The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you
got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says,
"Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car
in the world!"

The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got
a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-
Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where
he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.

The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car,
and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and
brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo,
and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo
parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside.

The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo.
When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked,
and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the
driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said, "You got me
out of the shower for that??"
Received on Thu Jun 3 20:52:37 2010