Signs You've Bought A Bad Car

"Signs You've Bought A Bad Car"*

*~ Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.

~ The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.

~ The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.

~ The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This
Piece of Junk."

~ The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday
abacus.

~ Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.

~ The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."

~ You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coal.

~ You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.

~ When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down. ..
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:33:03 2010