Anthill Golfing

"Anthill Golfing"*

*Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on
an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided
to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing.
Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from
the spot. Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of
dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The
golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other,
"Whoa! What are we going to do?"

Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but
I'm going to get on the ball."

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"Got Any Duck Food?"*

*A duck walks into a hardware store and says to
the clerk, "Got any duck food?"

To which the clerk replies, "No."

The next day the duck walks into the hardware
store and asks the clerk again, "Got any duck food?"

The clerk impatiently replies, "No!"

The duck goes into the hardware store for a
third time and asks the clerk, "Got any duck food?"

The clerk whirls around and says, "If you ask me
that one more time I'm going to nail your little
webbed feet to the floor!"

The duck comes back a fourth time and asks
the clerk, "Got any nails?"

The surprised clerk answers, "No, we just ran out."

So then the duck replies, "Got any duck food?"
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:31:36 2010