Sunday School

"Sunday School"*

*A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class
about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take another example," she said.
"If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his
billfold with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident
smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"

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"Conversion"*

*Just about all my life I belonged to the Reformed
Lutheran Church. When I married my wife, I
converted to her church, which at that time was
called the Lutheran Church in America.

In order to do so, I had to attend classes. At one of
the first sessions, the minister conducting the class said,

"What must we do before we can expect
forgiveness from sin?"

I replied, perhaps too quickly.... "Sin?"
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:24:14 2010