The Drunk

"The Drunk"*

*A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-
curdling scream is heard coming from the
bathroom. A few minutes after that, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
 
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring my customers!"
 
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time
I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes
 the hell out of my balls."
 
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in
and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
Received on Thu Jan 21 13:09:26 2010