The Search

"The Search"*

*One day at the family reunion, my grandparents were reminiscing.

My grandfather remarked, "I wonder what ever
happened to the old-fashioned girls who fainted
when a man kissed them."

Grandmother gave him a withering look, "What
I'd like to know," she said, "is what happened to
the old-fashioned men who could make them faint!"

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"50th Anniversary Celebration"*

*They had lived together in the backwoods for over
fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary,
he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for
such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman.

"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't
treat us like we're a couple of fools just because
we don't travel much, and we've never been to the
big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm
going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room;
this is the elevator!"
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