Salesman's Need

"Salesman's Need"*

*A traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest
for two weeks, when he begins to miss his wife. After
another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore.
He decides to visit a brothel in town.

He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred
dollars. Give me the worst BJ in the house."

"But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you
don't have a settle for the worst BJ. As a matter of fact,
you could get the best."

"No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not
horny, I'm homesick."
Received on Tue Feb 23 11:16:45 2010