Ten Gallon Bucket

"Ten Gallon Bucket"*

*Lisa has been married for seven years and has six kids.
Tired of being pregnant, she goes to talk to her priest.
The priest tells her to go and by a ten gallon bucket and
stick her feet in it every night. She thanks him and goes
off to do as he says.

Well, six months later the priest sees her and sure enough
she is pregnant again. The priest asks her if she followed
his instructions.

She says, "Yes, but I could not find a ten-gallon bucket,
so I bought two five gallon buckets."
Received on Sun Feb 21 19:06:56 2010