Shopping Dividers

"Shopping Dividers"*

*I was checking out at the local Foodland with just
a few items and the lady behind me put her things
on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
"dividers" that they keep by the cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked
up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so
she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said
to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

I said, "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today..."

She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue what had just happened...

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"Clanking Sound"*

*An auto mechanic received a repair order that read:
"Check for clanking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right
turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.'

He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.'

Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and
soon discovered the problem.

Promptly he returned the repair order to the service
manager with the notation,

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
Received on Sun Feb 21 19:06:04 2010