Casino Evil

"Giving Him The Business"*

*Three guys went into business for themselves.

Said the first, "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital,
so I'm the president and chairman of the board."

"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second,
"so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer."

"Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third
partner. "What's that make me?"

The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president
of violence and music."

"That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?"

"It means that when I want your bloody advice, I'll whistle."

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"Casino Evil"*

*At a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a
player with a 13 count in his hand are arguing about
whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer. The
player says, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's
fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer
obviously has nothing to do with that either, so why
should I tip him?"

The dealer replies, "When you eat at a restaurant do
you tip the waiter?"

"Yes," the gambler concedes.

"Well then, he serves you food; whether it's good or
bad isn't up to him. By the same token, I'm serving
you cards, so you should tip me."

"OK," says the gambler, "but the waiter gives me what
I ask for. I'll take an 8."
Received on Wed Dec 29 00:35:15 2010