Drugs, And Their Effects

"Drugs, And Their Effects"*

*ECSTASY
How you think you behave:
Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really are.
 
How you actually behave :
Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked
up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs
you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting.
 
Likelihood of getting 'lucky':
30%... Sex is not important. It's all about the "vibe".
 
How you feel in the morning :
Like you should have gone for the sex.
(Or if you are a good dancer, that you did **snuff)
 
Embarrassment rating :
6/10...Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people
that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing,
particularly if people believe what you say. Be
careful who you give your phone number to.
They just might call.

MARIJUANA
How you think you behave:
You're not sure, but you think people could be
laughing at you.
 
How you actually behave :
Like someone just hit you over the head with an
800KG fridge-freezer (or a 2 by 4) combination.
 
Likelihood of getting 'lucky':
60%....If you spend enough time on the couch,
anything can happen.
 
How you feel in the morning :
Like another joint. And the rest of that pizza.
 
Embarrassment rating :
1/10... You are moving so slowly that it's almost
impossible to do anything stupid.
Received on Wed Dec 29 07:17:12 2010