NASCAR 911

"Home Again"*

*Geoff Bodine was home recovering from his truck wreck
at Daytona. He was glad for the interlude, because it
taught him how much his wife loved him.

She was so thrilled to have him around, that when a
delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and
yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!

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"NASCAR 911"*

*Ricky Rudd calls the police, and says, "They stole
my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they
stole my brake pedal, Hell, they even stole my gas pedal..."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says,

"Hey, never mind, I'm in the back seat."
Received on Sat Dec 4 10:21:52 2010