With The Long Brown Hair

"With The Long Brown Hair"*

*One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want
a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever
succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie.

"You're a housewife."

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"Defame ­ I Wanna Delive Forever"*

*A man was sued by a woman for defamation of
character. She charged that he had called her
a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that
I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I
cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig
Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said,
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
Received on Sun Dec 5 07:44:01 2010