Male-female Relationships

"Male-female Relationships"*

*As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota,
I often engage women psychology majors in heated
discussions about male-female relationships.

Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate
about whether men or women make the larger
sacrifice of their respective gender characteristics
when they get married. To my surprise, Shelly
agreed with me that men give up far more than women.

"You're right, Steve," she said. "Men generally give
up doing their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery
shopping, their laundry..."

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"Blind Date"*

*A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her
out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make
a good impression. The waiter approaches the table
and asks to take their order.

The lady begins ordering practically everything on the
menu, shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar Salad, lobster,
crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price.

The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she
would order so much. She then stops, and looks across
at him, and asks, "What do you suggest I wash it down with?"

"Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River."
Received on Mon Oct 26 20:16:38 2009