Silly Q&A

"Silly Q&A"*

*Q: What's a mad blackbird called?
A: A raven lunatic.

Q: What made the Boy Scout dizzy?
A: Too many good turns.

Q: What's served and never eaten?
A: A tennis ball

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a terrible summer.

Q: What goes into shops and puts things back on the shelves?
A: A dyslexic kleptomaniac.

Q: What was Camelot known for?
A: A good knight life!

Q: What two words have the most letters?
A: Post office.

Q: What the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats; the other brushes coats.

Q: Waiter, what's this bee doing in my soup?
A: The backstroke.

Q: What do you do if a blonde has a pin in her hand?
A: Run like hell cause that means she's got a bomb in her mouth.

Q: What's a pig's favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake

Q: If all the people in the United States owned pink cars, what would
they call the country?
A: A pink carnation. {Ouch!}

Q: What's a wombat for?
A: Playing wom.

Q: What goes into shops and puts things back on the shelves?
A: A dyslexic kleptomaniac.

Q: What's mad and travels to the moon?
A: A luny module

Q: Why do doctors and nurses wear masks?
A: So that if someone makes a mistake no one will know who did it.
Received on Mon Oct 26 08:24:58 2009