Vacation Purchases

"Vacation Purchases"*

*An elderly couple are vacationing in the West. Sam
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
them home, walking proudly. He walks into their
room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look.
Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging
down, Bessie? It's hanging down because its looking at
my new boots!!!"

Bessie replies, "Should'a bought a hat, Sam."
Received on Tue Oct 27 07:09:09 2009