Redheads Q&A, Part II

"Redheads Q&A, Part II"*

*What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
Through the breastbone.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal.

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to
let her have it.
Received on Thu Oct 15 11:42:21 2009