Idiots & Computers

"Idiots & Computers"*

*My neighbor works in the operations department
in the central office of a large bank. Employees
in the field call him when they have problems with
their computers.

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
branch banks that had this question:

"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal.
Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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"High School History Essay Blunders"*

*The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by
Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that
the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain
areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.

The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of
a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are also a
range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the
first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, Adam and Eve
were created from an apple tree. One of their
children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?"
G~d asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma.
Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birthmark.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread
without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea,
where they made unleavened bread, which bread
made is made without any ingredients. Afterwards,
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten
commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled
at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists,
a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon,
one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went
around giving people advice. They killed him.
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Received on Thu Oct 15 11:44:03 2009