Redheads Q&A

"Redheads Q&A, Part I"*

*Do you know why Blondes have more fun?
Because there is not enough Redheads around.

What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
Handle both with care.

Seen inscribed on a tombstone:
"Below this ground lies the bloke, who told that last bad redhead joke."

You may sleep with a blonde and you may sleep with
a brunette, but you will never sleep with a redhead.

How do you know a redhead likes you? She has your
girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.

No one ever really sees a redhead. There are only "sightings"?

How can you tell if a redhead has been using your computer?
By the hammer embedded in the monitor.
Received on Wed Oct 14 08:29:27 2009