"If Men Arranged Marriages"*
** There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" until the cops showed up.
* Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter-tops.
They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
* Tuxedos would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would
have matching team colors.
* June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.
* Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that
"forsaking all others" part.
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