Seniors on a Little Road Trip

"Seniors on a Little Road Trip"*

*While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at
a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant
and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left
her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them
until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to
travel quite a distance before they could find a place
to turn around in order to return to the restaurant
to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic
grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and
scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire
return drive. The more he chided her -- the more
agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside
to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.
'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat
and the credit card!!'

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"Bad Virus"*

*There's a new potentially harmful virus doing the rounds.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care
of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

It's called the "C-NILE VIRUS."
Received on Fri Oct 9 06:30:32 2009