School Days

"School Days"*

*Little Johnny returning home from his first day
at school said to his mother, "Mum, what is sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern
educational theories, gave him a detailed
explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, Little Johnny produced
an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said,

"Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
Received on Fri Oct 9 06:27:45 2009