Marinated

"Frugal Gourmet Gets Some Odd Turkeys"*

*I heard Jeff Smith, aka The Frugal Gourmet, read
the following quote on the air. Apparently it was
in a letter from a viewer:

"I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year
and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?"

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"Marinated"*

*One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had
served.
"What did you marinate this in?" he asked.

His wife immediately went into a long explanation
about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without
him, etc.

Eventually, his puzzled expression made her
interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"

She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought
you asked me if I would marry you again!"

As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?"

Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."
Received on Thu Nov 26 08:49:27 2009