A Near Accident

"A Near Accident"*

*A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely
back road and approaches the blonde lady
driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're
weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank
goodness you're here! I almost had an
accident. I looked up and there was a tree
right in front of me. I swerved to the left
and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear
view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's
your car's air freshener."
(in shape of tree, dangling from the mirror).

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"Math & Physics"*

*The professors of mathematics and physics were
staring away at the flag pole in front of the front
of the college building. The professor of English
walking by asked, "What seems to be the problem?"

"We," said the professor of mathematics, "were
wondering how to measure the height of this flag pole."

The professor of English quickly unscrewed the pole
from its moorings, laid it on the ground, whipped
out a measuring tape, measured it, and said, "It is
exactly 20 feet long," and walked away smoking his pipe.

Looking at the English professor's receding back,
the professor of physics remarked,

"Smart alec. We wanted to know the height, and
he tells us the length!"
Received on Wed Nov 25 06:46:10 2009