The 21st Century

"The 21st Century"*

*Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our religion - Creedless

Our food - Fatless

Our faith - G-Dless

Our labor - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Clueless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less

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"Native Wisdom"*

*An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation,
smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government
officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one Official, "you have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his
wars and his technological advances. You've seen his
progress and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, "Considering all these events,
in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the Government officials for over
a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man
found the land, Natives were running it. No taxes, no
debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the
work, Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day
hunting and fishing, and all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white
man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Received on Mon Nov 23 00:24:18 2009