Getting Even

"Getting Even"

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
weekend to gamble. He lost big and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of his round
trip ticket... if he could just get to the airport he
could get himself home. So he went out to the
front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.
He promised to send the driver money from home,
he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers
license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you
don't have twenty five dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the
airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long
and hard to regain his financial success, returned to
Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good
about himself, he went out to the front of the casino
to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should
he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but
his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when
he was down on his luck.

He decides to get even with the cabbie, so he gets in
to the first cab in line. He asks the driver how much it
would cost to go to the airport. The reply is $25. The
man then asks, "How much extra would it be for oral
sex with the ride?" The cabbie is incensed and says to
the man, "Get the hell out of my cab. I am not that kind."

The man gets out of the first cab and gets into the next
one in line and asks the same questions with the same
result. He proceeds to do the same for all the cabs in
the line until he gets to the cab driven by the guy who
treated him badly the last time in town.

He gets into the cab and asks, "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie responds,"$25."

The man says, "It's a deal. Let's go."

As the cab is pulling out and passing the other cabs
in line, the man is in the back seat smiling and giving
the thumbs up sign to all the other cabbies.
Received on Mon Nov 23 00:23:10 2009