A Real Cowboy

"A Real Cowboy"*

*An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch
herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences...
I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a
cowboy," said the young woman, "but I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning I
think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV,
everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy
ordered another drink. A couple sat down next
to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out
that I'm a lesbian."
Received on Mon Nov 23 00:22:01 2009