How to Tick Off A Woman

"How to Tick Off A Woman"*

*Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic
things you plan to do. Then go bowling.

Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she
wants to know why you want to know, say,
"So I don't make the same mistakes."

Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're
willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.

Imitate her having an org*sm while dining out.

Fake your own org*sm while dining out.

Tell her you've applied for the position of BJ
inspector at the nearest whorehouse.

After sex tell her the doctor assured you it
isn't contagious. Then faint.
Received on Tue Nov 24 08:47:16 2009