Counting Buddies

"Counting Buddies"*

*Two duffers were playing together. After the
first hole, one said to the other, "What did
you take on that hole?"

"I took a seven," the second duffer said.
"What did you take?"

"I took a six," his friend said.

After the second hole, the first duffer said, "What did you..."

"Hey, not so fast," his friend said. "It's my turn to ask first!"

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"Golfing Blondes"*

*Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par
three, and could see the flag, but not the
green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they
walked to the green, they discovered one
about three feet from the cup, while the other
somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to
who, since they were both using Titleist number threes.

Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House
and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them
both on their superb shots under such adverse
conditions he asked, "OK, so who was playing the yellow ball?"
Received on Thu Nov 12 11:26:55 2009