The Living Will

"The Living Will"*

*I,__________________, being of sound mind and
body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in
the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up
the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Chocolate
Chick en fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French Fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby
instruct my appointed person and attending physicians
to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call
it a day!
Received on Thu Nov 12 11:24:23 2009