Solving The Problem

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*"Solving The Problem"*

*A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening
to the next-door neighbor's dog. It has been in the
backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde
jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this."
 
She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back
up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still
barking, what have you been doing?"
 
 
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, now
let's see how THEY like it!"

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"A Home Security System (On A Budget)"*
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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots (or larger if available.)
 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
 
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines..
 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
 

Bubba, Big'un, Duke, Slim, 'n me went for more ammo
and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real good. I don't think Killer took part, but it
was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked
all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.
 
Bill
Received on Sun Nov 1 07:39:32 2009