The Vampire's Songs

"The Vampire's Thirteen Least Favorite Songs"*

*1. "You Are My Sunshine"

2. "Sonny Boy"

3. "On the Sunny Side of the Street"

4. "Coming up Sunday Morning"

5. "Sunshine on My Shoulder"

6. "Sunrise Serenade"

7. "Let the Sun Shine In"

8. "Early Morning Rain"

9. "Reveille"

10. "Little Mary Sunshine"

11. "In the Land of the Rising Sun"

12. "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl"

13. "Keep Your Sunny Side Up"

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"Not In The Store"*

*A woman walks into a convenience store. She
walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do
you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you
have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks,
"Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"Well" the woman says, "If you don't have anything,
why don't you close the store?"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."
Received on Sun Nov 1 07:36:14 2009