Buying A Mac

"Buying A Mac"*

*I was just having a conversation with someone
who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and
an argument started. I said there were too few
people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you
heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said, "See, even people who write viruses
don't support Macs."

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"Memory"*

*The devil told the pope, "No one in the world has
a better memory than I do."

The Pope responded, "Oh! Well I know this Indian
guy who has the best memory in the world and I'll
even prove it."

Then the devil replied, "Ok I'll take your offer and if
I have a better memory I get your soul."

"It's a deal" replied the Pope. Then they shook hands
to make the deal official.

They went to a remote village in North America to bring
out the deal. There they met Roaming Bull (the Indian
 the Pope was talking about).

The devil asked him, "Do you like eggs?"

The Indian replied, "Yes."

50 years passed. Everyone is still alive and have forgotten
about the deal. However the devil remembered the deal,
and went back to the village in North America and greeted
the Indian saying, "How."

The Indian replied, "Scrambled."
Received on Tue May 26 06:39:34 2009