Lack of Control

"Lack of Control"

I've been dating my girlfriend for a long time, and
it's no secret that she's knockout beauty. And even
though I'm delighted to have such a good-looking girlfriend,
it was a big problem when we began dating each other.

Every time I saw her, I'd get a massive erection.
There was nothing I could do to control it: It just happened!

Obviously, I didn't want to have this happen when
I picked her up for our first date (at least not until
after dinner). So I decided to tie my dick to my leg
with a rope. I tied that member down TIGHT, too.

It would've worked great, but unfortunately my
girlfriend answered the door in a sheer teddy.
There was nothing I could do to control it:
I kicked her right in the face!
Received on Tue May 26 06:42:27 2009